講笑話時間

[徐少康]

拜託了~~~~

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[nicholas]

這是什麼啦!!
笑死我了!!

[馬迷]

一個人一隻犬~~~~~伏

[徐少康]

答對了！
請至大會服務處領獎....

[nicholas]

請去領獎

[徐少康]

貴婦雅婷
在任何場合出現都是光鮮亮麗，高貴無比
昂貴的鑽石戒指，不凡的翡翠項鍊
價值不斐的敞篷跑車.......
都是來自傳說中她像樣的老公之手筆
慷慨，多金.......
真令人羨慕
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像樣的老公俊傑
第一次對雅婷撒了謊，感覺良心非常不安，於是就買了一束紅色的玫瑰花送給雅婷
第一次將工作獎金暗槓了起來，感覺良心不安，於是就買了一枚戒指送給雅婷
第一次假借出差卻跟女友共遊米蘭，良心不安，於是買了一串項鍊送給雅婷
第一次在外面偷情，被雅婷發現，心不安，於是買了一輛跑車送給雅婷
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窩滴麻啊！不安，真不安！
雅婷這次生日禮物，竟然是俊傑送的三層豪宅..........

[nicholas]

接上篇....
那是很多人嗎??

[劉鎬]

下次有小孩問你時，不用再害羞了，這個解答非常好


"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"

"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."

"So why not today? Please!"

"OK, but listen carefully."

"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.

In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.

Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.

When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.

Since it was too late to cancel or delete,


nine months later we ended up with a virus."

[TINA]

請問學長，算是早產兒嗎？

[徐少康]

劉鎬，她↑說您是早產兒